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6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"
The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.
by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016
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jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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Jack off shack

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.
"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
by lillukey August 16, 2018
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jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
by illusionations January 24, 2019
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jack dylan grazer

Who is Jack Dylan Grazer?
Thats an angel on earth
by straightnotfound November 21, 2019
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Ben Jack Greatholder

Small man with an even smaller willy, also posesses small man rage
Ben Jack Greatholders such a loser omg
by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020
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The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.
"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"
by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012
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