little jack horner

When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-

I'll be back in 10 I gotta pull a little jack horner

by Anderjeet Singh Curtinder December 30, 2011

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

Jack off shack

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.

"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Pebble dash the jacks

Explosive diahorrea

Etymology:

Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.

Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet

Sarah found that yoga upset her stomach so much that she had to leave class and pebble dash the jacks for 15 minutes.

by singlewhitegov November 23, 2011

The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012

Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.

Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.

by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010