earth fucking

When a man sticks his penis into a earthy hole and has sexual intercourse with the earth, and gives it a full creampie

That man , just went over there into to that moist muddy dirt pile made a tiny hole with his fingers. Whipped out his dick and started fucking the dirt pile. Yeah he is earth fucking

well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.

by Gcrebel February 27, 2022

Fucking shit

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023

fucking foot

When you don’t feel or look good, you refer to yourself as a fucking foot. It can be used in a cute way.

Damn I look like a fucking foot today

by Dessert Cart Queen June 11, 2019

Fuck-founded

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

snooze fuck

You've got 9 minutes, then I gotta go to work. Let's get in a quick snooze fuck

When you wake up late for work and need a quick fuck. Terry was late for work today must not of had a snooze fuck.

by scaryhiccups March 28, 2015

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014