cross daddy

A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)

I was very naughty, so cross daddy had to punish me, he's always disappointed with his baby girl.

by CinMin November 24, 2021

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plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021

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DIY Daddy

A man willing to offer general household upkeep (DIY, mounting shelves, fitting doors, laying floors etc), in exchange for sex.

Very similar to a sugar daddy.

Single mum: "my house is starting to look tired, I need a DIY daddy around this place"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021

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A man who offers general upkeep of a house to single mums in exchange for sex.
(General upkeep could include: mounting pictures, mirror and shelves, fitting doors and laying floors etc)

Very similar to a sugar daddy

Single mum: "my house is beginning to look tired, maybe a DIY daddy could help me out"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021

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polar daddy

“Polar Daddy” refers to an older gay male with white or greying hair. Not to be confused with “Polar Bear” which is typically associated with an older, obese or chubby gay man.

Your grey hair is quite sexy. You’re a regular Polar Daddy.

by Daddy D-Dawg December 1, 2021

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