Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

by StrawberryLIVE January 31, 2022

pulsating brown eye

A pulsating brown eye is nonverbal consent for anal sex.

"Even though she had a gag in her mouth, I could tell she was ready and wanting anal sex by her pulsating brown eye."

by The Evil Tein May 19, 2023

The Brown Yo-Yo

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back

Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

by The Pastrami Bros December 28, 2019

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018