Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

Cat

devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019

Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Jimmy the cat

A very handsome young lad who loves to nap and sleep and eat and all that jazz

Jimmy the cat is really fucking sick, gotta love that adorable bastard

by Doddde September 7, 2019

Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.

Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch

by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019

Emoji cats

shitty cat oc’s made by 8 year olds that like killing the oc for attention and sympathy that look like elephants if they were dropped on their face as a baby

Emoji cat: I love emoji cats
person: boii sybau nga 😂🫱🫱🥀🥀

by Sunamee June 19, 2025