Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.

Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

by Drumpfer May 18, 2016

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob

I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer

by Yates6120 December 7, 2019

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020

New Richmond Night Light

When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.

When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.

by Kd84 April 8, 2020