The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.

A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you

by Dickinson13 July 2, 2023

chit-chat effect

You start talking about stuff that, you really shouldn't be talking about, to someone or a group of people, because everyone's being really social and talkative

"... Yeah i've been really busy too, helping move our classified FBI data centre" "wow really? Where to?" "Ah you know, the good 'ol san francisco" "... Wow that's really interesting. You probably shouldn't have told me though. If it weren't for all this talking, you never would have suffered from the chit-chat effect!"

by reghzy April 14, 2022

Nicholas Effect

The act of undermining a persons stance or point over the conversation in a manner of which they have rarely or never experienced before; which makes them irritated

Sally: why am I so infuriated with this argument
Brian: I know why, you’re experiencing the Nicholas Effect

by Cholcolte December 26, 2023

the rakela effect

the rakela-effect appears when you simp for a lot of guys only because of their looks. This effect is widely known to be highly contagious.

"wait, is it just me or does he look kinda fine."

"omg you're right, he does. look at that."

"oh wow, I think I have a new crush."

the rakela effect is more serious than I thought it would be

by sundaeservice December 14, 2021

Gelmo effect

Gelmo Effect — starts when OHS doesn’t give you a f*ck, but your brain suddenly does. You begin connecting your heartbreak to Gelmo Hierarchy and your “palautog” moments to justine nautgan’s theory of desire — like it’s a thesis defense nobody asked for

gah damn did i just got Gelmo effect? coz it makes me palautog every time i think about OHS. Like bouy fr? OHS stands for oten hierarchy system? tf is that even mean?

by Dile_definitely_palautog October 5, 2025

The Townley Effect

When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front

He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag

by #BA DDTB November 2, 2022

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023