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Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.
by the original seeker October 10, 2010
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Slipped on cheese

To randomly or suddenly trip and fall overboard on a marine vessel. More common in the cruising industry.
"Dude, I was running on the Sun deck and almost slipped on cheese! Really have to take it easy up there when consuming copious amounts of Gin 'n Juice, especially with the rough seas".
by seanyyyyy June 4, 2013
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Mickey Mouse Cheese

Large quantities of money
Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine
by Wallace the ballest November 14, 2013
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cheesy salad with cheese

A mixture of various cheeses in a bowl; similar to a salad but only using cheese
I ordered s cheesy salad with cheese at the restaurant.
by pi314 November 24, 2013
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Swaggaroni and cheese

Swag so golden and perfect like macarooni and cheese.
Gregles got hungry so he ate some swaggaroni and cheese.
by Greggy696969696969 December 18, 2013
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hot bagel with cream cheese

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.
by ldslngr July 9, 2014
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Grade the Cheese

when you put cheese on a dick and then eat it off (also works with warm melted cheese)
My friend Sterlyn and her boyfriend Caelan totally grade the cheese every weekend
by deathmetal.cowboy December 19, 2015
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