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Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.
Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.
by Jafeica November 3, 2015
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Game Burnout Syndrome

Game Burnout Syndrome is a condition in which a gamer is worn out from playing their usual games way more than their standard amount of time in a day. This syndrome is especially prevalent during the time school/college students are on break and have much more free time to play games instead of doing something like going outside or finishing a summer essay.
Joe: "Hey, do you know any new games out there?"
Jess: "Yeah, why?"
Joe: "I'm having something called "game burnout syndrome", I need something new."
Jess: "Why don't you just go outside?"
Joe: "Whats that?"
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 23, 2017
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brassy ass syndrome

a medical condition that makes your ass look extremely brassy
first case was diagnosed on Drew Phillips.

1 in 100 people have BAS

sympotoms include: an orange fucking ass
"why is ur ass like that?"
"sorry, I have brassy ass syndrome :("
by fatpussybitch December 13, 2020
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Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011
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Tyra Banks Syndrome

The need to reflect every conversation back to yourself and your life, no matter what the conversation is about.
Someone's talking to you about their loss, you start talking about your losses.
Someone's talking to you about their extra-ordinary weight loss, you start talking about your own weight.
You reflect everyone else's experiences back to your own so that you are able to talk about yourself 24/7.
girl 1: Have you talked to Milly about your dad's passing away?
girl 2: No. It's difficult to feel any sympathy from her for my loss while she has Tyra Banks Syndrome.
by moose123 September 16, 2016
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Dark Legacy syndrome

A disease closely related to downsyndrome, if you are friends with anyone in Dark Legacy you might also have the Dark Legacy syndrome, and you should consider testing yourself for it.
You are in Dark Legacy? Wow you might have the Dark Legacy syndrome
by Oceanman123 February 24, 2021
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Lindsey Weir Syndrome

When every other actor becomes famous except you (even though you are the main character).
"Hey, remember when everyone became famous from that show Freaks & Geeks except that one girl, what's her name?"

-Lindsey Weir Syndrome
by Oj Kush July 2, 2014
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