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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
mugGet the Dicks & Fish Scalemug.

Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fish

This is referring to a salesman at a market often found in a town trying to sell fish, he often times uses language to persuade you to buy. This can often be said as a 'Meme'
by MilkBottle123 July 16, 2021
mugGet the Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fishmug.

Blue Fish

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
You just blue fished me!
by Raenac August 14, 2022
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fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker
Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!
by dickGlitter March 31, 2018
mugGet the fish jerkymug.

Fish

Fish often stands for (Fuck It Shit Happens) but can also mean a floppy person that most of the time goes by the name of emron who is a fish
Emron:"oh shit I accidentally fucked ur girlfriend!".
Friend:"F.I.S.H

Fish
mugGet the Fishmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...mug.

Cock fished

Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.

When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.

His in fact is much smaller
by Elles Belles April 5, 2021
mugGet the Cock fishedmug.

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