Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

V1nce Simp

Someone who praises V1nce as if he's a god
They typically have a profile picture of daffy duck (V1nce's pngtuber) and have some cringy name like, "V1nce best!!!"

They don't ever realize that he is quite literally a pngtuber himself, and that his only insult is "shut the heck up!!!1!1"

"Aren't those V1nce Simps on YouTube annoying?"
"Yeah, it's like he's their god"

by Cheese_Sans September 23, 2022

Old simp

Person who you used to simp for

Old simp is flat

by ☠️G March 18, 2023

bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

dominic simp

Jolyn is obsessed with dominic and really loves him

“Jolyn found Dominic’s address” This is how Dominic simp is defined

by Pp good May 14, 2023

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 30, 2023

Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023