spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 31, 2014

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eyes are open

The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.

My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.

by Original igloo August 20, 2020

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Artist Eye Syndrom

The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.

Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.

Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...

by AxelSeven February 20, 2022

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eye-brower

A person who is so Hot, attractive, and sexually desirable they make you raise an eybrow; either out of jealousy, frustration because they're out of your league, or because you are enjoying the sight.

I- Darnell got so much swagger, he's so fine...what a little eye-brower.

II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.

III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.

by SwaggerLikeMe May 13, 2009

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