November 12th Curse

It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.

Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀

by wheezie5135 November 2, 2024

November 1st

Its no nut November

Guy 1: Hey did you know this is the beginning of no nut November 1st
Guy 2: Oh no I don't think I will last

by 1008 November 1, 2021

November 23

National give a person called Johnny $10 day

Person: Hey Johnny! I have your $10

Johnny: Why do I get $10

Person: Because November 23 is national give a person called Johnny $10 day

by Niggertron 7000 November 21, 2020

November 26

The date when the brightest Sun and the cutest Angel ever appeared in the Universe, to give us all a reason for living happy and thankful.

Every November 26 the darkness in me is gone, you're my Sun to make me shine; you're my Angel to make me kind.

by Polimnia October 15, 2019

November 25

Slap your tallest friend day, why because the being hella annoying calling everyone short

Short Friend: *Slaps Tallest friend*

Tall Friend: with the F*$%, what was that for

Short Friend: November 25 Slap your tallest friend day

by anonymous November 17, 2021

November 6th

National ask you crush out say

“hey wanna date? it’s november 6th?”

by anonymous November 6, 2021

no cap november

you are not allowed to lie or wear a cap throughout the whole month of november

person 1: "hey, are you doing no cap november this year?"

person 2: "no, what's that?"

person1: "you can't lie or wear a cap all of november. everybody's doing it!!"

by michaelgoatscott November 6, 2024