i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 29, 2020

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

the new adventures of winnie the pooh

An animated kid's TV show that aired on ABC and Disney Channel from 1988-1991. It was aired once again by Playhouse Disney from 1998-2007.

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was THE BEST Winnie the Pooh show ever made.

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

New jersey finger shake

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger

Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022