Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

by taxitaco April 23, 2024

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
by yourgaylol November 28, 2023
