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john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass
why are you being such a john cummings
by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019
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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
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John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 10, 2022
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On John Ross 365

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it
by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020
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John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
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John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power
Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there
by Básnik July 24, 2021
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John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
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