The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass
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Get the john cummingsmug. by Digidark May 30, 2018
Get the John Homermug. Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 10, 2022
Get the Johnmug. When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020
Get the On John Ross 365mug. John "How did you find this."
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Get the Johnmug. by Básnik July 24, 2021
Get the John Wick with a pencilmug. John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
Get the John Maddenmug.