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Jangles the moon monkey

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by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019
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Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada
We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.
by La Roofier February 25, 2019
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Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.
When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.
by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018
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Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.
The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.
by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012
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Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
by The Asylum February 27, 2023
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monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.
“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von
by Gen Ten March 18, 2023
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