Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.

Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.

by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023

Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

by The trutherer December 6, 2022

Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.

Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!

by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021

Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021

Brown Sugared Salmon

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You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by somuchyes July 21, 2021