Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 12, 2019

ass flavor

Referring to the taste of human ass.

Hey Ronnie? Yea Jerry I know I went down on this chick today and her ass flavor tasted like copper pennies bro.

by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

Lard ass

It describes a boy or girl or non bianary person that is annoying or excessively eats, or your aunt at thanksgiving!

“Don’t speak to that filthy lard ass!!!!

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

Heavy-ass

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

by Retard the third June 8, 2019

ass flakes

ass flakes

ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Ass Mask

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!

Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬

by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019

Ass Spam

Wet, almost rubber-like skin found around the opening of the anus. It is not unlike the lip skin often found on the lips of individuals upon waking in the morning.

I wanted to eat their ass but they had ass spam.

by Martian Alien August 8, 2019