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gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 23, 2017
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Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players
Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘
by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020
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Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
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postcard mom

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.
Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.
by McEEK January 3, 2016
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ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.
person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
by totallynotarella April 20, 2022
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your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
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Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it
Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know
by amerbouss August 17, 2018
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