Joe

Joe is the name of a straight white dude who tells everyone he’s 6ft but is actually 5’10.

Hey did you see Joe yesterday, he wasn’t as tall as I thought he would be.

by Meowndjdjd November 11, 2021

Joe

A formidable machine in all aspects. History dictates that Joes are versatile lovers with an insatiable appetite. Usually successful at life and spread joy and laughter. Alas, prone to destructive and furious episodes.

Check out that guy, I bet he's a real Joe

by Joe, maybe February 27, 2022

Joe

Just Generally better than Zain in every way.

Why is Joe even looking at Zain, Zain looks like he was boned by a giraffe at childbirth

by ZainGay January 24, 2021

joe mama

never ask who joe is

person 1:are you sad that Joe died person 2: who is Joe person 1: joe mama

by fuckyourtyujnbvcfrtyuij April 13, 2022

joe

DUMASS BITCH YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS!!! IMA BOUT TO DO IT TO YA!!! JOE MAMA!!! LOL ger rekt

PersonA: who is joe
PersonB:😈 do u have any idea what youve just done to urself😈

by LilBoiDicaprio November 22, 2019

Joe

Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.

No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.

Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.

Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.

Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.

"is it a bird?"

"is it a plane?"

"no! Its Joe!"

"what is he doing at the orphanage?"

by Human protein powder July 1, 2020

Joe

The word used to end someones whole career. Can not affect ones with 2 dads.

"Ay, you know who Joe is?" "Who's Joe?" " Joe Mama!"

by Mr.BigJoe November 13, 2019