poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

poop you

a compliment, only meant for the closest of friends. it’s meant to uplift your friends

Person 1: WOOW poop you
Person 2: omg thank you so much!!!!!
Person 1: you’re welcome poop

by Shdhshshhs October 22, 2022

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

poop

when one has to go to the toilet and it comes out brown and hard

"my poop is coming!!!!"

by BellyyKelly April 11, 2021

Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.

Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022