October 30

Short people get to push around anyone taller than them. You have to be 5’2 or under.

Jessica(4’8): “ todays October 30~.”
Isaac( 5’6): “crap- not againnn!”

by A short person😌 October 26, 2020

October 27

Kiss your friend Dylan

Some shit head named Ryan: Ay Dylan it's October 27th.

Dylan: Give me a big smooch

by DylanLover69 October 26, 2020

October 27

National slap a derin day

Some guy: aye bitch it’s October 27

Derin: Oh shit

by BigBig190 October 26, 2020

October 27th

National beat the piss out of Dyllon day

Yo it October 27th you know what that means

by Fuck you dyllon October 26, 2020

October 27th

October 27 is national beat the fuck out of dyllon day

Fuck you dyllon it October 27th

by Fuck you dyllon October 26, 2020

October 27

Casually force feed your friend liam lethal amounts of butter

Goofy nigga: Ayo liam its October 27th

by Bennet Barthalomue Texas Toast October 26, 2020

October 27th

On october 27th it is national kiss your “crush” day. So if there’s that boy, or girl you like just kiss them. You only live once. I’m wishing you luck. Pucker them lips and get to kissing❤️

October 27th is national kiss your crush day!!!

by babygirl0455 October 26, 2020