irie man

"Alright man" mostly said in the caribbean

Everyting is irie man

by Sindy Schism February 7, 2009

dirty man

A man who has not bathed, wears a beanie, and has a dirty beard (see "dirty beard"). Usually has sex with many women but in turn has probably made them dirty women by just touching them. Dirty men are usually seen working in convienience stores, fast food, or just walking aimlessly at all times of the day.

"Anyone from Linkin Park is a dirty man."

by sn@ch October 11, 2006

man grenade

The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.

"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"

by alphamale70 February 24, 2008

the shit man

demon in the night who deposits a foul smell in your mouth leaving shit smelling morning breath

I think the shit man has visited you this morning quinney

by edd331188 January 4, 2009

man horror

a middle-aged newly divorced man who is interested in making up for lost time, engaging anyone who will listen in erotic chat and arranging rendevous for sex

Mike's divorce isn't even final and he has already turned into an insatiable man horror, mining on-line dating sites for willing women of any age.

by snowbunny69 January 22, 2009

Sweetie Man

Slang term for a paedophile. It is a reference to paedophiles using sweets to lure young children away from safety.

"I suggest you stop hanging around that primary school. People will think you're a Sweetie Man."

by @liltunechi March 17, 2012

Poke a man

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010