smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.

Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!

by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023

Dumpster meat

A guy named kevin

That Kevin is total dumpster meat

by Brandelann December 16, 2018

Thonk meat

Tiny donkey meat

Your mom likes thonk meat

by Meme lord xd January 5, 2019

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018