Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.
I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.
Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.
by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018
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Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
by bertio mattack December 8, 2022
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fish

Not something in the water.
Not something you eat
It's something in receive.
It's something you receive in verbal terms.
It's when you're called a fish.
The guy/her/them that you liked called you a fish, someone you love called you a fish, someone you hate called you a fish.
These are all signs.
Signs for whoever called you a fish....
has a very big fat crush on you.
And thinks about you all the time.
If they be rude and call you idiot
and make love related jokes about you and them...
They are crushing on you
or they just hate you.
or its just a thing in the sea
#keep simping in secret
Joe: Hey idiot.
bOb: bruh. Hey u fish *blushes hotly*
Joe: jag talar engelska (Svenska, swedish)
bOb: good for you fat toad *blushes*
Joe: *KISSES*
bOb: *slaps joe and hurts him and accidentally kills and throws in trash to hide body and then runs*
Dead joe: thanks 4,6,9? Age is just a number, because I thought he liked me because you told me the signs tHaNkS for killing me

Disclaimer: usually if ur friend insults u ur either rlly good friends or they like you-
by 4,6,9? Age is just a number. January 3, 2021
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Fish bish

A man or woman caught in possession of either a fish-mop or fish-broom. What are these things? Look them up here
Are dating that girl with the fishmop? Your such a fish bish
by ogchefjon April 4, 2010
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dubstep fishing

e.g. he's going dubstep fishing in his own song!
by Kroaknos Shakelin August 7, 2016
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