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Michael John

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020
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John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.
by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020
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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo
woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night
by klosapagous July 27, 2010
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John

A very known boy's name. Meaning of JOHN is God is Gracious
My son's name is John
by JOHN'S GALAXY January 11, 2021
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John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”
by toribiorillo February 10, 2023
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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