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old town rock and roll

Old town rock and roll means:

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020
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The "ROCK"

RIP Stack Bundles, The illest rapper from the "Rock"
by pornstar1 January 11, 2018
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rock toast

>adj<
1. the event, situation, or performance is very good and very pleasing
2. an individual that is outstanding in some way, or has possibly taken action that is outstanding

“Rock” is referring to “that rocks!”, which means a good or pleasing event, situation, or performance. “Toast” refers to the result of defeating odds or accomplishing a goal, also sometimes as the intended, confident positive result of a goal. An example of this meaning is used in Ghostbusters, “This chick is toast!”, meaning “We will very successful in defeating this woman”, so much, in fact, her existence itself would be as dry and crumbly as toast. In combination, then, the ‘rock’ part is used as the praise and degree of the skill involved in the “toast”, the successful result of the endeavor.
"Finally got my high speed internet set up at the new place!"

"Rock Toast!"
by Violet Chaos March 13, 2009
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Camp Rock

The best movie that can ever be seen , starring Demi Lovato , that it's not like High School Musical bcz :

1) The whole movie is in a camp , not in a school

2) The protagonists didn't meet at an event, like Gabriela and Troy , Shane ( played by Joe Jonas) heard Mitchie ( played by Demi Lovato) un the cafeteria singing

3 ) The story is totally DIFFERENT
Person 1 : did you see Camp Rock?

Person 2 : yes , it's the best movie ever, and starring Demi Lovato is so much better

Person 1 : I think it's better than High School Musical
by MayaSpaceLovatic12 March 29, 2025
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rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.
"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022
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pot rock

pot rock is spunch bops frend
by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021
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I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
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