National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

The national day where you kiss your boyfriend, surprise him and kiss him on the cheek or the lips.

Girlfriend: come here i have a surprise for you *kiss him*
Boyfriend: *kisses back*
Girlfriend: its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by Orbitsbtw December 12, 2021

National slap your sister day

Slap your sister today!

July 24th

National Slap your sister day is today!

by Himynameiskyle July 24, 2021

National Text your Ex day

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything

Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations

by Marie james June 13, 2020

National fuck everything that walks day

On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.

"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".

by VaskoKnows May 25, 2018

national beat keely up day

national beat keely up is everyday

hey what day is it

national beat keely up day!

by Janis Smith January 29, 2021

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"

Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

National kick a cis person day

A day in which a trans or non binary person may kick a cis person in the shins

Date is: June 1st

Hey River! Let’s go celebrate National Kick a Cis Person Day!

by Bruhletmesayyuh April 29, 2022