Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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Stink Box

The act of scissoring one’s girlfriend and farting directly into her vagina
“Andrew and Lizz sat on the couch and he gave her a wicked Stink Box that could be smelled for days”
by Luzz June 08, 2018
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Ice Box

The practice of inserting ice cubes into the vagina prior to intercourse.
She inserted ice cubes into her vagina from her cocktail and I got the thrill of visiting her Ice Box.
by Aristotle49 April 12, 2021
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Chop Box

Australian slang; for the container that which chopped up weed is stored during a sesh. Small lunch/crib boxes are usually repurposed for this task. Hence the name
"Oi mate i'm fangging a cone; can you pass us the chop box?"

"Fuck I left the chop box back at the park" - Some 15 year old esh cunt
by Galavenski July 29, 2023
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Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess
"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."
by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022
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Rocks in the Box

1. A kids game where one puts rocks into a box, especially shiny or odd shaped rocks.

2. The act of a man stuffing ones penis and testicles in their entirety into a woman's vaginal passage.
1. "Look, there's some more shiny ones, let's get those rocks in the box!"

2. "I've met a new girl, she really loves the full on rocks in the box!"
by BwB_75 July 21, 2013
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box pilot

A box pilot is defined as an individual who possesses significant vaginal prowess. A true box pilot never losses his way and is able to navigate and pleasure said vagina with ease.
I showed her how a true box pilot likes to get down...
by TheRealJR December 04, 2013
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