Mall balls

The sweat you accumulate on and around your balls while holding your girlfriend's bags while mall shopping

My mall balls have caused a pooling in my taint from hours of bag holding

by Krakra mama July 1, 2016

do a balls

To, lacking any form of game whatsoever, interview a drunken college girl as to her residence, major, and other useless information which will not get you laid. Usually done by virginal jews that can't talk to women.

Man I set up Steve with this hot chick. He better not do a balls tonight.

by MikeBonanza June 21, 2007

douche ball

1. taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)

Wow, Alex B. over there is a complete douche ball.

by RendeisaG November 18, 2010

sheening balls

The feeling you get after banging a 7 gram rock.

Oh man I just totally banged that 7 gram rock, I'm sheening balls right now!

by askinnyraver March 19, 2011

Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

javex balls

when going down on a male, his balls smell like javex.

javex balls, when going down on a male, his balls smell like javex bleach.

by Brenda Taylor June 28, 2008

on the ball technique

it is a technique used in Halo 2 the game. It is when a male gets his testicles and plays with them on the controller.

Dude, you just got owned by the on the ball technique.

by ozzy20159 September 7, 2007