One Trick Phony

You jam it in random places until it goes into the hole.

Bro, that pornstar just one trick phony'd!

by wat am i doing with my life April 10, 2017

snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.

Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

OR

Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.

by 69soldier February 26, 2017

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

one millionth base

To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.

Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.

by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011

mourning a dead one

crying over a wilted Johnson

boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)

by berrylads August 23, 2011

One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

wrist one off

slang for masturbation

"I don't have anything going on- I'm just gonna go home, pop in a porno, and wrist one off"

by Slo Joe October 18, 2004