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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
mugGet the Lifemug.

life

taxes, coffee, and more taxes.
by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 9, 2017
mugGet the lifemug.

LIFE

Slavery,suffering,keeps you hostage LIFE is a waste of time it also gives you lemons.
LIFE IS A B****
by NERF THIS December 14, 2018
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Life

its life. deal with it.
by usmanforLif3 July 11, 2021
mugGet the Lifemug.

life

A slow killing poison, which the only cure is a method which quickens the poison.
"life is beautiful" "john my grandpa died of life after his mother gave it to him"
by deadmemes February 18, 2019
mugGet the lifemug.

Life Kife

To take over someone's life after setting up or outright murdering someone.
That Guy got caught in a Life Kife just like his friend did.
by Jedsall August 12, 2022
mugGet the Life Kifemug.

lake life

A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
by S.S. July 19, 2023
mugGet the lake lifemug.

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