Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Mr laazis

Mr laazis is a stage name of a musical artist

where is mr laazis from?

by Ujugusma April 29, 2020

Dirty Mrs. Weyman

The act of receiving oral sex from Stuart the minion while moaning loudly until climax is achieved. This act is timed and plotted on a dot plot purely for the love of statistics.

Bro I heard Sophia got the dirty Mrs. Weyman in the closet at robs party a few weeks back.

by Finn Mahoney January 17, 2025

mr chubs

Mr. Chubs is a small comfort fat monkey that dances around the flag at first free time comfort fat fat bear flab

Mr Chubs is a fat teddy bear.

by Ally Snheider October 28, 2019

Mr Muffin

a man who asbut iif gi as follwer twitte r on ryoutube he atarted with his sddfuebtue

Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

by adudewhowantedtogofarbutcouldn November 6, 2020

mr colson

a hot man who everyone loves, he teaches tech and enjoys playing with his dog

HEY (name) LOOK ITS MR COLSON!!

by mr colson July 17, 2022

Mr. Williams

The coolest teacher anyone could ask for. He will recommend books that will make you cry and drag into 2-hour conversations about dogs (no complaints here). Definitely the type of teacher who’s lessons you will never forget and indisputably is the best.

“You have Mr. Williams as your teacher?”

“Is that good?”

“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)

by jociexxstars December 17, 2022