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Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.
Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns
by fuggutarded December 9, 2021
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john beur

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch
by Nicolette Martinez November 3, 2021
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.
hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool
by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter
guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!
by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020
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Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
by RealCfan March 18, 2023
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