hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)

what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl

by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023

Jackpot of Jack Squat

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023

Jack Pace-Bain

A fanny with only one testicle

Hey Jack Pace-Bain, how many balls do you have?
One *weeps*

by Nannybread February 24, 2023

Jack Rabbit Surprise

A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!

Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!

by bboy-domo January 19, 2010

Jack Daniel's Story

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

by K on a Stick February 16, 2008

jack-o-lantern

A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.

"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"

by Mercedes February 13, 2004

Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness

Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011