Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.

Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.

by Dr. Blabby July 3, 2022

BBq Friend

Any friend that helps spit roast a woman

Joe is my bbq friend, we like to high five as we spit roast our girlfriends.

by TBlock2 July 7, 2022

prop friend

someone who is just a prop in someone else’s life for the time being.

a friend who is thrown away when that person no longer needs them.

most of the time these friends have the biggest hearts and souls and would do anything for their friends but are always left with the short end of the stick.

Friend 1: “why don’t i see you with Aly all the time anymore?”
Friend 2: “oh we don’t talk anymore because i was just a prop friend to her. she found a new friend so she only contacts me when she needs something.”

by spicylilgemini July 10, 2022

dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.

A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.

Me: you what's poppin

Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD"

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022