Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
Get the Sand Godmug. by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018
Get the good morning god blessmug. by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021
Get the The Dutch Godmug. by grdn79 August 22, 2023
Get the talking into god’s telephonemug. My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff
A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD
A kid: I ship NAT MG!
Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
A kid: I ship NAT MG!
Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
by unknown shipper pie ship May 26, 2019
Get the Nat godmug. by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022
Get the God’s Saladmug. This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick
by Pog man69 February 20, 2022
Get the Oh god please NOmug.