Zero Punctuation

A video review series by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Gained popularity on Youtube with a speed not seen since the Angry Video Game Nerd, and after only two quite funny videos was hired by online magazine The Escapist. After being hired by The Escapist, the jokes in the reviews started to get less subtle, and subsequently less funny. Eventually, the guy simply got obnoxious, often making off-topic rants against anyone and anything that earned his ire, most egregious when he said that Halo was unoriginal, then later said that he had never played a Halo game in his Halo 3 review. The rampancy of his unchecked ego became most obvious in his "review" of Super Smash Bros Brawl, where he simply spent half of the video bashing anyone who may like Smash Bros, then dedicated a whole video to the hate mail his excuse for a review generated. He seemed quite surprised that people responded negatively to the fact that he had spent two minutes simply bashing anyone who doesn't share his tastes. Has a legion of idiotic fanboys who will declare that Yahtzee proves that whatever game he reviews has just been PUHOWNED!!1 and that Yahtzee is the only reliable reviewer, then yelling at anyone who disagrees with Yahtzee that his videos are for humour value only and shouldn't be taken seriously, too busy trying to earn Yahtzee's love to notice the contradiction.

Yahtzee: Hello, time for a new Zero Punctuation video. Today, I will bash X game for reasons that are stereotyped and just not funny. I will then talk about how fans of X game or console are idiots and how they are ruining the whole gaming experience for me, because the personal opinion of a single person holds sway over the entire gaming industry and I am immature/stupid enough to care what other people are playing. Also, people who pay attention to reviews are dumbasses and should pay fifty to sixty dollars for a game that they might not even like, because every gamer works for a company that will reimburse them so long as they make a review about it.
Fanboys: YAHTZEE JUST PWNZORED THOSE BITCHES! I'M GOING TO GO TO TV TROPES AND PUT A VAGUELY RELATED QUOTE ON EVERY GAME TROPE ARTICLE THAT WOULDN'T EVEN BE DISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE THREE MILLION OTHER SNARKY REVIEWERS IF NOT FOR "Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation" AT THE BOTTOM! *faps to Portal*

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

zero two

shes the best girl in darling in the franxx way better than ichigo can ever be zero two best waifu

friend: ichigo best waifu
me: nah zero two best waifu for life smash with her if you can

by zero two waifu May 4, 2021

F-Zero X

Hardest N64 game to this day.

F-Zero X is so of the hardest video games ever made, a lot of people skipped the Master Class.

by OmegaVideoGameGod November 3, 2017

zeroise

To replace all values with zero's.
To start with initial values.
To turn into nothing.

I will zeroise the values and start again.

by Dave Marsh June 10, 2008

Zerocracy

"Zerocracy" is the system of economic government where revenues cover expenditures, thus preventing deficits, national debt, and the undemocratic and unfunded favoring of politically influential segments of the population. Democracies that balance their books become zero-debt and zero-deficit democracies, hence known as "Zerocracies".

Democracies that balance their books become zero-debt and zero-deficit democracies, hence known as "Zerocracy".

by harropmike June 10, 2011

Zero Interest Loan

A loan taken out from your parents with the understanding that you'll pay them back when you get a real job. It is common amongst college students with parents who have disposable income.

Guy 1: Hey man, you should come to Vegas with me and my buddies next month. It's gonna be a blast.

Guy 2: Aw I wish I could, but I don't have the money right now. You know, since I'm still in school.

Guy 1: Why don't you go to the international bank of mom & dad and ask for a zero interest loan?

Guy 2: Good idea!

by jaypife July 11, 2011

zeroski

Zeroski describes the most amazing man you will ever meet. He will treat you as best he can in every way, and make you smile at any expense of his own. His smile will make your heart melt. His eyes will shine like the starts in the night. He is full of beautiful surprises that will continue to add reasons for you to fall for him.

zeroski

by Its_A_Secret November 25, 2013