You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018
Get the Zach Attackmug. Single Af, He's a really sweet guy, knows how to make people laugh, He's really sweet, one of the try guys
Random person: Who's that guys from buzzfeed with the cute glasses?
Random person #2: That's Zach Kornfeld!
Random person #2: That's Zach Kornfeld!
by Tryceratops.for.life June 30, 2017
Get the Zach kornfeldmug. Zach Herron is a member of a famous boyband called Why Don't We. He is the youngest in the boyband. Zach is 17 years old and his birthday is May 27th, 2001. He is my personal favorite and I love him so much. Zach is the most talented 17-year-old I've ever seen. He's so hot and sexy I wish I was his girlfriend, but anyway Zach Herron is Hot. Make sure you go follow me on Instagram @herronisshooked
by shellybelly456 August 1, 2018
Get the Zach Herronmug. by snow badger hunter February 4, 2009
Get the Zach Millermug. by thengrfgt November 20, 2015
Get the Zach's Dickmug. An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute but CAN piss someone off very easily. Very sarcastic.
by Samantha_Baby October 16, 2008
Get the Zach Jacomug. by trulymelina December 13, 2013
Get the Zach Portermug.