The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
Get the Losing your glasses in the river mug.It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.
Example:
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
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Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten
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