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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
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seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.
Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationshiphave you ever experienced this?
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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019
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Ensuring Your Place In Hell

A DVD trilogy of (mostly) fucked up found footage films, there are 3 films in the trilogy (no shit) Ensuring Your Place In Hell, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 2, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 3.
Eypih 1 contains: Grave Robbing for Morons, Cooking with Huck Botko, Mortuary of the Dead, Exploding Varmints

Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten
dude: yo have you seen Ensuring Your Place In Hell?
guy: no
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 June 24, 2022
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Lead In Your Dome

"See my gun bitch?I's about to to pop some lead in your dome"
"You better step the fuck before i smoke your dome with lead"
"Whats your problem biatch?can you not see the heat I's is packin its gonna pop some hardcore lead into ur dome"
by Sophie & Lee Rock The Casbah December 27, 2008
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cough in your rompers

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.
To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?
by Porbeagle May 11, 2011
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