by brrrais December 21, 2018
Get the Wookiemug. A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"
"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."
"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011
Get the Albino Wookiemug. (n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.
My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.
by Philip Traum June 2, 2014
Get the wookie stickmug. Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
Get the wookie boogermug. 
Get the Wookiemug.