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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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What the Darn-Do-Dang!

A phrase made famous by Jonas and Matthew.
Used to express sheer whelmedness.
“Did you eat my Nips?!, What the Darn-Do-Dang!”
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what i do

Ah, I see what you’re referring to now! Here’s a fitting Urban Dictionary-style definition:

To What I Do (phrase): A playful, nonchalant response to being accused of wrongdoing or questionable behavior.
you was hella wrong for what you did”
“what i do?”
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What It Do TV

The Realest Channel on Youtube, Devoted to Keeping it Real 1000% No Refunds
Yo, did you catch that episode of what it do tv? Its realness was off the hook!
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That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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