wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.

Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’

by Lanky J November 24, 2022

wallet biopsy

Check how much you are worth before any service is done …. Doctor’s office, Hospitals, RX etc.

my wallet biopsy did not allow for the full check up.

wallet biopsy could only get me the generic.

by merv dude November 07, 2021

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

by TheHammockMan March 29, 2016

Wallet Rider

Someone, usually a female, who hangs out with or goes on dates with a person to use them for free dinners, gifts and cash. aka a dinner whore , gold digger

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she didn't offer to pay anything...not a dime. She was a real wallet rider"

by dkaelin July 19, 2015

passport wallet

drugs

Can i have some passport wallet pls?

by Kiwawa March 26, 2015

fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore

Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade

The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.

by notrealname42 July 04, 2019