Blow Your Wad

To ejaculate, cum, shoot a load, etc.

Jake: Oh kristen… fuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!

by randoguy198! February 22, 2025

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

Wads, waUds, wadS

Wads, waUds, wadS

Wads, waUds, wadS

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 20, 2024

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024

wad

wad stands for we're all doomed, the comedy stage show by youtuber dan howell

"hey i'm going to wad this weekend and i'm meeting dan"
"wow, steal me a cube when all star plays please"

by zaralovesdnp February 26, 2024

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025