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Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.
When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.
by Shamaniac August 15, 2019
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Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012
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coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023
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Etch-a-sketch vision

Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.
When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...
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perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah
by Bincub July 12, 2017
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I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.
Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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T-vision

The ability of someone to identify a transgender person on sight.
"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."
by araparseghian December 14, 2014
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