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Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb
“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day
by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you
Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?
by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
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Valentime’s day

Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.

Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.

Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025
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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 17, 2015
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