The monster 12"+ dick
by letitgogh June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
Get the forced internet vacationmug. "I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta May 28, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.
Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.
by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.