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a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.
Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-
ur mom by urmomishot November 20, 2021
them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom
ur mom by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021
ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.
ur mom by sagexx November 21, 2021
someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life
ur mom
ur mom by charli that me November 23, 2021
When you don't know what to use in an argument. Say "Ur mom" and you instantly win.
Peter: Hey Joe, i hope that your dino nuggets are soggy and that you have chlamydia

Joe: Ur mom

Peter: I'm so sorry please forgive me Joe
Ur mom by MegaChad69420UrMom November 23, 2021